Yesterday on the way to work, I saw a guy walking a tiny Schnauzer dog. Y'know, the ones with the big eyebrows and what looks like a goatee. Anyway, the thing was maybe a foot long and some change. In its mouth was a skinny tree branch that was about 5 feet long. As it was walking, it was knocking over flowers to the sides of the sidewalk and probably scratching a bunch of cars too. Every time the guy tried to get the branch out of its mouth, it would freak out and he would give up.
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Tub should be the leading roll in a film.
Yesterday on the way to work, I saw a guy walking a tiny Schnauzer dog. Y'know, the ones with the big eyebrows and what looks like a goatee. Anyway, the thing was maybe a foot long and some change. In its mouth was a skinny tree branch that was about 5 feet long. As it was walking, it was knocking over flowers to the sides of the sidewalk and probably scratching a bunch of cars too. Every time the guy tried to get the branch out of its mouth, it would freak out and he would give up.
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